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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

enchantedshovel:

*punches through the monitor* [hacker voice] im in

grandma huggin u for a really long time like

lychgate:

taylor-sea:

The progression of video games in a few decades.

*le sigh* when will girls realize that they look more beautiful without makeup on? The girl on the left looks amazing to me and yet all the douche bag guys are going to like the girl on the right even though she just caked herself in makeup like some whore.  Please ladies don’t do this to yourself you are so much more beautiful then this. Though you’ll probably ignore my words of wisdom even though im just trying to be a nice guy. 

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

incredibong:

there should be an xkit addon where every time someone adds a pointless comment to one of your posts you can click a button to fire a long-range ballistic missile directly at their house

hey iffeelscouldkill i wear hearing aids so if you want to know anything about them just hit me up in my ask box

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

attitudera:

plottin on a thirst follow

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